the dirkiest

((we obviously have the best rps HUUURRRRRRF ))

((ATTENTION PLEASE, HSO PARTICIPANTS.

This is for those of you who are currently already in the Homestuck Shipping Olympics and are considering switching teams. I WANT YOU . u . to switch to Alpha! Dave <3 Dirk. Because that’s a thing. Or it could be, if you’ll join. We have three members and we need a few more, so please do. Email the HSO mods at homestuck.shipping@gmail.com to do the switchin’.

…. Please. ; v ; ))

Imagining how far they could get with that relationship bothers me.

(( OKAY style for this changed and for that I am sorry ff ))

What makes your pants tight?

Anonymous

eridan-was-here asked: hey baby wwhats a guy like you doin on a site like this wwe should havve some hot bucket fillin like right noww

eridanwashere:

dirkstridersdomain:

hey baby wwhats a guy like you doin on a site like this wwe should havve some hot bucket fillin like right noww

eridan-was-here

Are You Sexy? If So, Are You Aware Of This Fact?

Anonymous

no you dont knoww me but wwho says things havve to stay that wway handsome

Anonymous

i wwas just wwonderin wwhat traits you wwatch for wwhen assessin potential candidates for your romantic pursuit

Anonymous

Do you think he’d maybe wear shorter ones?

(( *nose ))

How did you first meet Jake? Nervous about telling him how you feel about him?

Anonymous

Nothing against my shades; they’re still pretty sweet.

Also, nice job, Jane. Staging ‘dire situation’ material for me was pretty nifty. Unfortunately, your method of doing so also bent the rules of the question- two of us made it out ‘alive’.

Don't those smuppets freak you out at all?

Anonymous

What would you do if all your smuppets suddenly exploded?

death-by-hiccups-deactivated201

I think I’d be vaguely disappointed.